Mom said...

that I shouldn't pillage any more hiker boxes, since I could be depriving a literally poor hiker.

Sorry, mom. I did think about that, but Don thought it was OK since he's really at the tail end of the pack.

Mom also said, "I was hoping Don would write poetic sayings like John Muir instead of about his fast food."

to which Don replied, "ok, i'll start writing poetic things. how about, there once was a man from nantucket..."