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I met up with Don over the Memorial Day weekend - the first time I've seen him in nearly 2 weeks. And his tummy has disappeared! I could even see the beginnings of 6-pack abs! Pretty crazy... but he's looking great! I told him I should've put him on the thru-hiker exercise/diet plan before the wedding. I don't think he appreciated that sentiment. I didn't haul the scale up to Big Bear, so you'll have to wait until this coming weekend for the official weigh-in. And I think all the eating this weekend probably added a little bit of girth back to his belly.

Shockingly, he didn't smell as horrifying as I expected. Although as Don pointed out, I DID NOT get within 10 feet until he showered.
His face was also a bit fuzzy, and he used up 3 razors getting it all off.

I made Don soak his feet in Epsom salt (provided by Nature's Inn - that place is awesome!), then cleaned and trimmed his toenails. Eww, right? Thankfully the Epsom salt soak killed any smells, and his toes looked pretty spiffy. I'm sure they'll be disgusting again by this weekend, so I'll have to prepare for another Epsom salt soak.

More about the weekend in upcoming posts - stay tuned...

4 comments:

  1. Giving your man a pedicure -- that must be what true love is all about.

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  2. my thoughts exactly!
    I really have to rethink how much i love tony b/c i would not let his feet touch me nor would I ever voluntarily touch his feet. Man, i cringe at the thought of it. Jonathan, on the other hand, has the cutest little tootsies... i still kiss his feet. :)

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  3. That's what I think! I can see why spas charge big $$$ for that service!

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  4. I'm not sharing that information with Joe - - don't want him to get any ideas post marathon.

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